“Vampires” Arrested In New Zealand, Use Failure To Burst Into Flames In The Daylight As An Alibi

05.16.2010 · Posted in Vampires, Weird Criminals

Two people were arrested in New Zealand for allegedly taking part in a bloodsucking attack on a man, and a third remained at large.  It seems that two of the perpetrators started biting the man in retaliation for inappropriate flirting.  Chomper Number Three freely admitted to biting the man and had what he considered to be perfectly good reasons for it: “If I’d hit him, I’d have really hurt him, so I thought I’ll bite him seeing as they’re already biting him.”  How thoughtful!

Mr. Considerate Criminal also admitted that some blood drinking had occurred, but denied any part of that and used his ability to be out and about during the day as proof that he isn’t a vampire.  Perhaps vampirism carries a heftier penalty in New Zealand than battery with teeth.

– Julie

Source:  http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7684055/New-Zealand-man-attacked-by-vampires.html

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